Getting to Know...Joe Parker

WE thought you might like to get to know your favourite players a little better, so we went into the home dressing-room armed with a bunch of questions.

First up for the interrogation treatment was our free scoring number nine(teen), Gentleman Joe Parker, who was asked for his verdict on his team-mates.

1 Which team-mate would you swap cars with?

Anyone but Faz [Farren Simons]

2 ⁠Which team-mate you’d most like to go on a night out with?

Josh [Jones], Britts [Matt Britton] and Bakes [Mike Baker]

3 ⁠Name two team-mates you’d beat in a race?

Niall [Thompson], Jav [Javan Wright]

Racing uncertainty: Niall Thompson

4 ⁠Name two team-mates you’d lose to in a race?

N/A (I’m the fastest)

5 Which team-mate would you comfortably beat in an intelligence test?

Muzz [Jay Murray] - don’t think he’s got a GCSE

6 ⁠Which team-mate would you least enjoy sitting next to on a long haul flight and why? Muzz, he’s like a little Jack Russell 

Flight risk: Jay Murray

7 Name three team-mates to take on your dream lads’ holiday?

Josh, Britts, Bakes

8 Which team-mate is most likely to find you on the pitch with a perfect through-ball?

Dylan Jones (Welsh Pirlo)

9 ⁠Which team-mate is least likely to find you on the pitch with a perfect through-ball?

Britts

10 Which team-mate is the best trainer?

Niall - loves training

11 Which team-mate would you most like to work with in your day job and why?

Muzz - would make a great tea boy

To discover more about Joe, on the pitch, why not come and see him in action when the first team take on Winchester City at Ladysmead on Saturday? Tickets can be bought in advance here.